When the Order is Illegal, Disobey

To the tune of of "She'll be Coming' Round the Mountain"

1. When the order is illegal. disobey! (shout: Disobey!)
   When the order is illegal, disobey! (Disobey!)
   When the order is illegal
   Don't just be a pliant beagle
   When the order is illegal, disobey! (Disobey!)
2. When the boss is unelected, disobey! (Disobey!)
   When the boss is unelected, disobey! (Disobey!)
   When the boss is unelected
   And says your job's unprotected
   Tell him his cars are defective. Disobey! (Disobey!)
3. If the Muskrat RIFs¹ your people, disobey! (Disobey!)
   If the Muskrat RIFs your people, disobey! (Disobey!)
   If retire, you don't wanna,
   Tell him "Go back home to Tshwane"²
   If the Muskrat RIFs your people, disobey! (Disobey!)
4. When the crook says "stop the payments" disobey. (Disobey!)
   When the crook says "stop the payments" disobey. (Disobey!)
   When the crook says "stop the payments"
   Think of all his lawsuit claimants.
   When the crook says "stop the payments" disobey. (Disobey!)
5. When he says to whitewash hist'ry disobey! (Disobey!)
   When he says to whitewash hist'ry disobey! (Disobey!)
   It's no wonder, it's no myst'ry,
   Everyone's a part of hist'ry
   If you love both Truth and Country disobey! (Disobey!)
6. If the orders say to censor, disobey (Disobey!)
   If the orders say to censor, disobey (Disobey!)
   If you say you love your freedom
   Don't ban books; instead just read 'em
   Or you always could just leave 'em. Disobey! (Disobey!)
7. If your orders are to kidnap, disobey! (Disobey!)
   If your orders are to kidnap, disobey! (Disobey!)
   Speech and assembly give us freedom
   So protect 'em—we all need 'em.
   Donny uses goons to cheat 'em. Disobey! (Disobey!)
8. If you believe his lies no longer, disobey (Disobey!)
   If you believe his lies no longer, disobey (Disobey!)
   Don't engage in insurrection
   Just 'cause he can't get erections.
   The Constitution needs protection. Disobey! (Disobey!)
9. If they say you're out of order, disobey! (Disobey!)
   If they say you're out of order, disobey. (Disobey!)
   If they say you're out of order,
   Then just what were you elected for?
   So make your voice like thunder. Disobey! (Disobey!)
10. BONUS VERSE FOR CANADIANS
    Don't treat our country like a doormat—disobey! (Disobey!)
    Don't treat our country like a doormat—disobey! (Disobey!)
    In 1812 we won the last spat.
    Geez, I thought that we were past that!
    Don't take orders from that asshat—disobey! (Disobey!)
11. FINAL VERSE
    When the order is illegal, disobey! (Disobey!)
    When the order is illegal, disobey! (Disobey!)
    He's a tyrant, he's a felon,
    We're not buyin' what he's sellin'
    Tell him "fuck right off to hell" and disobey! (DISOBEY!)